September '23

To our great disbelief, the Supreme Sock Council has, however, recently witnessed the spread of a hoax that one’s membership may have some downsides. This amusing allegation claims that your visually magnetising sock companions may divert your sight from other pretty visual stimuli.

Supposedly, the glance receivers that incurred the most damages are situated in a different quadrant of one’s field of vision than the socks. We find such claims to be of a bogus nature, seeing that humans need no incentive to look up to the sky. That inclination flows in our very veins.

Thanks to the fastidiousness of anthropologists and archaeologists, what we have until recently thought to be dainty paintings of animals on the wall of a cave turned out to be millennia-old stellar calendars describing the night sky. On the cold winter nights, someone seems to have tried to read the stars to find out when winter would end and fresh mammoths would arrive.

Luckily, your delivery of fresh sockchandise is not contingent upon stellar maps. We use the much easier-to-follow lunar cycles instead. You therefore need not fear that your walls may be vandalized on account of your membership.