April '16

A true sock gentleman never leaves anything for the last minute. So, we have headed out for the traditional witch hunt at the beginning of April, in order to secure some fuel for our end-of-April grill festivities. We have managed to catch a witch the following day. Before we were able to pacify her, she managed to cast several tremendously powerful spells on us. We were forced to seek someone who could lift this spell. We found a wonderful price-to-performance ratio at a Jamaican voodoo herbalist: she not only advised us to protect the April sock with the color green (symbolizing health and prosperity), yellow (for success and self-confidence) and red (representing power and passion), but she also baked us some delicious brownies, with which we have celebrated the last evening of April.